Whoever designed these Hellmans mayonnaise bottles has obviously never opened a fridge door. They don’t have a stable base, so as the door swings open they fall out and smash their brittle bottle tops when they hit the tiles. Here’s the evidence.
Herb Miller lives in Rowlands Castle with his wife and two cats. He's been collecting SBs for nearly half his lifetime. If you ask him why he’ll say Simply Because. His favourites to date are the short but sweet, palindromic sub bus, the sulphurous brewmasters Googlewhack and of course, seriously bonkers, simply brilliant and silly B. He fully expects his short booklet to become a shortlisted bestseller.
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