There were 26 other SB’s in the book. Here are a few of them.
76. I’ve always been very lazy. I’ve got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. 121. The other day someone burnt the bottom of my shoes. It was soul destroying. 132. Whenever I wash up I get covered in soapy bubbles. It was Sud’s Law. 239. I rang up the local swimming baths and asked “Is that the local swimming baths“. He replied “It depends where you’re calling from.
I remember Tommy Cooper doing that one.
960. Censorship makes me so bleeping angry.