Simply because one word won't do…

Spring Board

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From The Biggest Ever Tim Vine joke book this cartoon was on page 144. I would have preferred the two boards to have been Spring Board and Summer Board.

There were 26 other SB’s in the book. Here are a few of them.

76. I’ve always been very lazy. I’ve got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. 121. The other day someone burnt the bottom of my shoes. It was soul destroying. 132. Whenever I wash up I get covered in soapy bubbles. It was Sud’s Law. 239. I rang up the local swimming baths and asked “Is that the local swimming baths“. He replied “It depends where you’re calling from.

I remember Tommy Cooper doing that one.

960. Censorship makes me so bleeping angry.

From the original SB.txt


Last updated:

8th August 2022