Hello, my name is Bramble. I live in Redhill Road. 41’s the number. That’s something I’ve been told.

I’m not allowed out the front door, the cat flaps at the rear. So I visit neighbour’s gardens, some far – but mostly near.

Well, that’s what Herb and Susan think, that I live at their house. I’m happy to go anywhere, where dinner’s not just mouse.

So if you see me visiting, please take a pic of me. And send it to those people who live next to 43.