I found this can of beans partially buried in the sand at Bruce Bay, on the west coast of New Zealand’s South island. I imagine anyone trying to eat them would discover them to be salty beans, sandy beans. This was the first place on the west coast where we experienced sandfly bites.
Herb Miller lives in Rowlands Castle with his wife and two cats. He's been collecting SBs for nearly half his lifetime. If you ask him why he’ll say Simply Because. His favourites to date are the short but sweet, palindromic sub bus, the sulphurous brewmasters Googlewhack and of course, seriously bonkers, simply brilliant and silly B. He fully expects his short booklet to become a shortlisted bestseller.
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